May 2013
Why today needs to die:
Not pot, thus no evening plans
Had to go to four different stores to find my cigs, and I still had to settle for something that isn’t my preferred brand
Headlight on my car is out
I owe the electric company a shitton of money because I didn’t get a bill last month so I forgot to pay.
I need a fucking haircut.
I work a twelve hour shit tomorrow
Can’t...
My day is shitty.
This is my first day off in a week. Tomorrow I have to work 12 hours. All I wanted was to get high tonight cause I’m stressed the fuck out but the dealer’s M.I.A. Fuck my life.
mausspace:
it weirds me out when heavier men tilt their head back and their neck fat bulges out
who has a fat neck
this guy isn’t even that big
Fuck you and your fatphobia.
life-is-a-love-story:
timelordparadise:
ppyajunebug:
NEVER FORGET
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
#HufflepuffsAreTheBest
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
...
Filthy Queer Polak-Viking:... →
errantscarsanddyingstars:
legallyunderage:
If ur white and have locs pls unfollow me cause ion got the time 2 put up with ur nonsense.
or how about dreads aren’t exclusive to POC seeing as the celts, scandinavians, vikings, and many biblical figures wore them as well. get your head…
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
Fuck your racist shit.
I was supposed to meet up with my coworker and his drug dealer today to get weed but she hasn’t texted him back yet so I might not be able to get any and I’m so sad why doesn’t anyone want to sell me drugs?
New App Lets You Boycott Koch Brothers, Monsanto... →
liberalbutnotpartisan:
stfuconservatives:
A new app allows you to scan a product in the supermarket aisle and learn who exactly is behind that box of cereal. More impressively, you can join user-created campaigns to boycott groups of companies who may have lobbied against a cause you believe in.
I couldn’t scream SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY fast enough at this. And it’s free! Due to all the...
Trans* rights are NOT the "new civil rights...
s-t-r-a-p:
The “old” civil rights movement isn’t over
We’ve been fighting since forever, where you’ve been?
Trans* people and the folks covered by the “older” civil rights movements are not mutually exclusive populations. You can be trans AND Black AND gay! How about that?
Yahoo in Talks to Acquire Tumblr →
analogbrain:
onemultiplecode:
polyamorousmisanthrope:
Is Marissa Mayer about to make a game-changing acquisition? It appears so.
This could be interesting.
this could be fucking terrible. Yahoo abandons its products for $$. You think it cares about a bunch of depressed, agoraphobic, eccentric artists?
wat
They would put ads everywhere.
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
okay it's your turn to describe /me/ in 3...
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fuckyeahcracker:
equality is
i have $0 and you have $1,000,000 someone gives us both $5. that’s equality. i want justice.
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In Which Callan Blogs: Adoption as an Option →
wretchedoftheearth:
philoquality:
While adoption certainly is a great option for some people with unwanted pregnancies, it is not the only option and is not always the best option for everyone.
Adoption means you are still pregnant for 9 months.
Adoption means you still have to pay…
What am I supposed to do with all this anger?